Granny On Gambling

Gambling?  Yes!   Now in Grocery Stores Near You! 

Recent new study shows that MRSA is found in 47% of meats sold in grocery stores.  This is not contamination from human sources.  It comes free with the beef, turkey, pork and chicken!  (Maybe it won't affect you, as the study was done only in Chicago, Los Angeles, Flagstaff, Fort Lauderdale and Washington D.C.)  However, if you still want to gamble just walk across the store to the pharmacy.  Step right up, folks!  Flu season is upon us!  Get your flu shots here!

You may be one of the lucky ones whose body can tolerate in injection of eggs, formaldehyde, thimerosal (mercury) and sodium deoxycholate!  (Causes cell death and symptoms such as burning, swelling and redness.  Also shown to weaken the blood-brain barrier and subsequently activate seizures.")  As a bonus, there are six formulas to choose from this year:   Affluria  contains some of the ingredients above plus Polymyxin B  (an antibiotic) and beta-propiolactone (which Wikepedia says "is reasonably expected to be a human carcinogen.")  Fluvarix has much the same list plus hydrocortisone.  FluLaval has many of the same ingredients.  FluMist Nasal Spray adds monosodium glutamate to the mix.  However, I am sure that if you ask your doctor he will tell you that all of this is perfectly safe--so go ahead and spin that roulette wheel!   Shudder...

My mind keeps going back to what Ann Wigmore's granny told her:
     "Remember....your precious bloodstream was sealed by the Almighty and no man, no matter who, has the right to push into its precious contents, with a needle or otherwise, any drug or poison.  Avoid such contamination as you would the plague."

And to the words of another wise person:
     "...know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God..."      (I Corinthians 6:19)